Friday, September 24, 2010

I crack myself up.

My friend started a Facebook group about the mall near us called "Randhurst"
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randhurst_Mall). It was called "admit it, you still think randhurst is the shit." However, it was pretty much a joke because randhurst sucks big time. Or at least, it did. They recently knocked it down.

But when it still was around, it was a huuuuge hangout for middle-schoolers (when I was a kid), and I remember my mom dropping me off there with friends to kill a few hours, then she'd pick us up. Looking back, though, it was super lame. I mean, Carson Pirie Scott was the main anchor department store. Yikes, talk about a recipe for disaster. The stores in there never seemed to survive very long, and half of the storefronts were empty because they just weren't in business.

The place was so old it had A BOMB SHELTER. My dad said he remembered it as like, the only mall around when he was a kid. Think about how disappointing that would have been. Actually, it probably had its glory days in the 60s and 70s.

But in the 90s, half of the mall was composed of abandoned store fronts. It even had a food court...then it completely closed and it was as pathetic looking as those used-to-be-pay-phone-areas at hotels and public buildings. You know, where it's all not lit up and there are exposed wires poking out of the wall, longing to be needed for something.

Just read this excerpt from the aforementioned wikipedia article about the decade of the 90's at randhurst:
In 1990, Bergner's - which had acquired Carson Pirie Scott in 1989 - closed their Randhurst store, allowing the Carson Pirie Scott anchor to move into the grander ex-Wieboldt's building while JCPenney took over the former Carson Pirie Scott anchor. Wickes Furniture briefly occupied the Spiess anchor, until Circuit City and Old Navy took over the space in 1995; meanwhile, a new Filene's Basement minor anchor occupied the majority of the "bazaar" level. This brought Randhurst to its greatest level of occupancy ever - three major anchors and four minor anchors - and an all-time peak of 1,400,000 square feet (130,000 m2) of retail space.
The next ten years, however, would be much more difficult for Randhurst. The construction and expansion of multiple shopping malls in the area, especially the improvements to Woodfield Mall in nearby Schaumburg, devastated Randhurst's shopping base, as did the local population's general change in shopping tastes. The mall's management tried to compensate by updating the mall's decor and adding new Jewel-Osco and Home Depot stores at the perimeter of the mall (the Home Depot replacing the old Randhurst Ice Arena, Wards Auto Center and a Child World Store); despite this, foot traffic fell, and stores began disappearing from the mall at a rapid rate. This included the Filene's Basement minor anchor, which closed in 1999 (along with three other Chicago-area Filene's Basement stores).


Yes, that's right, there was actually a basement floor COMPELTELY UNUSED. And for those of you who don't know, Woodfield Mall is like, HUGE. I thought it was weird how there seemed to be so many out-of-towners at that mall all the time, even from other countries. Then I realized that they were visiting Chicago, then came all the way out to Schaumburg to go to Woodfield. People from OTHER COUNTRIES were coming to Woodfield during their vacation to Chicago: it was that special.

I was looking at the group the other day, and I saw a wall post I put on there that made me laugh out loud. God, I'm so clever.

"I like how after Katie just made this a few weeks ago that we have two FEWER members today. People joined it for like twelve days and quit. Those quitters will prolly end up being franchise owners at Randhurst someday."

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Those friendly Americans!

I always wondered about a Brit's perspective of America. And after some searching, here it is...

An article about a man's opinion of the American way of life, the attitude and the culture.
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/03/books/review/Dyer-t.html


A list of the top 50 things this writer found excellent about America...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2002/jun/11/usa.comment

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Craigslist: A place for the everyman who just wants ice cream cargo drops.

Craigslist has gotten a bad reputation. All it wants to do is be a meeting place, a communal online bulletin board for those seeking needs, or those offering them.

Sometimes these offers are for jobs, furniture, actors, models, assistance, etc.

We have needs, people! Needs that need to be fulfilled! Needs like brownies and ice cream!

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bal/1589192642.html

He just wants some ice cream and brownies! Is that so much to ask? When you get snowed in and have a dire craving for some snacks and have an excess amount of money to offer for it, WHY THE HELL NOT? People get hungry. Can you just, like, drop off some food for the guy? I mean, however you wanna get it there. Like cargo drops are good. Oh wait, he specifically asked for no cargo drops. So, could you just hand-deliver them?




Or this man, who just wants someone to bedazzle jackets and dance and do non-homoerotic things to the song "Beat It" by Michael Jackson.

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html

He is NOT GAY. Not gay. I mean, he's gotten with hot chicks as recently as just now. He said so.



So anytime anyone has a very strange need or want, they go to this site. And you can see their awesomeness right here:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/

No, that's not poorly translated: you just don't know your native language

So I have been applying for some jobs online. Some in Spain, some in the USA.

Of course, when going on a Spanish job site, one expects that the "click here for English" button will inevitably mis-translate a lot of things on the page, or at least make them awkwardly written.

After completing a Spanish online application, (which, by the way, has been the easiest of all applications I have done online, INCLUDING THOSE OF MY HOME COUNTRY), the page read

Please remember that if you are interested in applying for a job, it will not be necessary that you fill in all the fields because once you enter your email address and your password our system will accede to the information.

And I was all "ha! Accede! They translated that from 'access' which is 'acceder' in Spanish...and it resulted in this non-word!"

Then I looked it up on an English dictionary site. And it really IS a word. That means access. So I guess I just don't know my own language very well.

Friday, August 13, 2010

Wanna have sex? But not babies? Try birth control!

Current TV, a news channel for the younger generation, has this great show called Infomania. It critiques the online and television media in a hilarious way.

One segment is called Target Women, which is hosted by the very funny Sarah Haskins. In it, she studies commercials and ads made for women, and breaks them apart until the viewer is left to realize that they really are a bunch of rubbish.

Each Target Women has a theme, and this one is on birth control pills (obviously only for women). It really makes you think twice during the commercials, and how much the media dumbs down women.


Check it out...

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Something new in teen drama...for once

As I have written before, teen drama shows are all the same. They will all say that they are groundbreaking, new, and fresh. They will always say that they "tackle tough issues." But those issues are always the same: divorce, rape, drinking, sex, drugs, being gay, eating disorders, etc.

Degrassi: The Next Generation debuted its 10th season a couple weeks ago, premiering a new episode each night, making it the show to look forward to every single night.

Being a fan from season one of the Next Generation, I have noticed a lot of repeats in this season. They seemed to be running out of story lines. A girl has weight issues, a girl goes from dork to cool, a perfectionist tries for her dream job, etc.

But tonight they showed something I have never seen before in teen shows, and I have seen a lot. A character on the show, Adam, revealed to be a transgender.

Now, it was pretty obvious it was a female actress from the beginning. Especially since it is one I recognized from another Canadian show, "Life with Derek" (Canadians recycle their actors a lot). But the actress played "Adam" who all the other characters seemed to be convinced was a male.

Then in this episode, Adam revealed that he was born in a female's body, but has related to more of a male identity since he was four or five.

I happened to see a documentary on transgenders in one of my communication courses this past year, so I already knew a bit about it, and came to understand this lifestyle a bit more than before.

This is a two-part episode that concludes tomorrow night, and I am excited to see what happens. In part one, the school finds out Adam was born female, and tomorrow night the previews show that Adam dresses and goes as his former self, Gracie, to try to put a stop to the teasing and torture at school. But it looks like Adam is super uncomfortable as a female, and it will be hard on him.

At the end of tonight's episode, the actress who plays Adam does a PSA directing viewers to the PFLAG.org site for more information.

Here is a trailer for all the episodes this week, so it only shows a smidge of the Adam storyline...

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Taming the PG-13

I am a huge fan of SKINS (a risque British teen drama). When I saw this ad for EckoRed shoes with Vanessa Hudgens, it was verrrry very familiar to a SKINS ad for the first season.


Although, EckoRed is advertising to tweens in the Disney-watching market. And Skins is for high schoolers who watch "real teen shows" with druggies, uncensored swearing, sex, and otherwise scandalous material.

So clearly, if they got their inspiration from SKINS, then they toned down this commercial a bit.

What do you think?



and the SKINS promo I am talking about...





But see what I mean? photos, fun times, DJs, people dressed in animal costumes, dancing, writing on mirrors with lipstick, and outright craziness! So similar!!!

Career vs. Job

I was reading an article on the Matadornetwork.com website about racism in Moscow, (http://matadorabroad.com/should-people-of-color-go-to-russia/) and the author's bio intrigued me.


It says:

In 1992, the guidance counselor at Buster's high school distributed forms to students so they could indicate preferences for Career Day. Buster refused to take part, declaring to the principal, "I don't want a career. The point of education shouldn't be job placement." He has spent the past 17 years avoiding anything resembling a career. He's collected money from the federal government to learn obscure languages of the Caspian littoral. He's taken money to do drugs before being loaded into an MRI machine. He has read over 1,000 surveys filled out by women with breast implants. He's now in 23rd grade and spends most of his time reading library books and begging for money from various institutes, foundations and societies. He still hasn't given in.


This really made me think. That is a very good point the author makes, about education perceived as a means to an end, the end being a career. And I think other generations before us have always seen it as that way: you go to school to go to college to get a job to support your family.

Times have changed.

In one of my communications classes a few years ago, the professor was describing characteristics of our generation. Due to our exposure to technology and the internet, we (our generation) multi-task a ton, and almost can't get by without doing so.

Another characteristic that is new and different from our generation compared to others is that we now look for jobs for pleasure rather than paycheck. Our parents or even their parents used to look for a career to be able to pay for having a family and luxuries or day-to-day needs. They maybe even hated their jobs, but it didn't matter because they had a family to feed. Now, we care about ourselves even more and cannot dedicate our time and efforts into something that doesn't provide us with happiness. We want to do something we like.

Evidence of this is our generation's more "job" oriented idea of work as opposed to "career." Someone working with my dad (a man in his late 20s) had once said that this was definitely not his career. It was his job.

My aunt tells us, frustratingly, that she has to job-train so often with this new crop of people entering the workforce because they come and go once they find something better. No longer are they settling for their first job--they are constantly on a quest to do something better.

Perhaps that is why careerbuilder.com is so successful. If you are unfamiliar, this job-finding website sets itself apart in its advertising campaign by clarifying that they are not for those searching for a new job, but for those wanting to build their resume, and potentially might quit from their new jobs once they find something more fulfilling.


Obviously I am interested in this job vs. career discussion because I do fall into that generation that seeks more. But also, as a recent college graduate, I am looking for a job. Not a career, but a job. I need money and experience at this stage in my life, but I am definitely not looking to do some of these jobs for my entire life. At my grad party, every guest asked me "what do you plan to do eventually" or "what is your ultimate dream career?" There were those who responded to my answer with "that's okay that you don't know, you have time to think" but there were also those who responded with "you better go to grad school to figure that out."

I don't have to figure anything out. I don't care if I don't know what I want yet. I can get a job to collect some money first, and find interests later. I will always love math and writing. I will always love acting goofy while working with kids but also being taken seriously. I want to own a little shop of something, I don't know, maybe antiques, but I hate customer service. I like cooking but don't like dealing with picky customers.

I will do what I want. Right now, that is applying for every job I am qualified for, even if it may not be my future career.