It's either you or the hobo

Today, as an "incentive" to read our cover letters we had to write for homework, our teacher brought in candy bars as a treat.

But "incentive" really wasn't the right word, since we all had to present our cover letters anyway, but that just says the teacher is not big on vocab.


Quote of the day?
Meghan: Naw, I don't want it(the candy bar) just yet...I want to see what he has left.
Christina: Take it, really. It's either you or the hobo.


Then, some girls presented a campaign commercial for Sensodyne toothpaste.
Girl: ...then it will change to a shot of a male and female from the ice age....
(whispering)
Me: Did humans even live during the ice age?
Christina: Last time the commercial was on talking teeth. I don't think we're really going for reality here.

[[But then I did some research online and found humans did, in fact, live during the ice age. My bad. That's what you get when you get your historical facts from an animated movie about a talking sabertooth, mammoth, and some sort of sloth.

Wait, there was a human baby in that movie. Dammit.]]


And for a final note, I left class with two full-size Butterfingers and a Baby Ruth. That's right, FULL SIZE.