"Can I see your ID please? Oh, wait, you mean Sprite and grenadine, nevermind."
--The waitress today at TGI Friday's after I ordered a Shirley Temple.
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- melwein
- I'm a 75 year old woman channeling her 10 year old self trapped in a 34 year old body.
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