Thursday, October 22, 2009

Wow, a lot of people know that Nickleback sucks then

Collegehumor.com compiled all vandalism edits to the Nickleback wikipedia page over the course of a few years.

http://www.collegehumor.com/article:1792877

Some of my favorites:

Historians used to agree the Crusades were the most prolonged suffering in human history, until Nickelback released a second single.

Nickelback has only ever written the music to one song, they keep changing the lyrics to it.

The vacuum created by Nickleback's sucking has more force than a black hole.

Nickelback is a comedy group formed in Hanna, Alberta...
Nickelback is a horrible, uncalled for, and irrivately disgusting rock band formed in Hanna, Alberta...

Genres: Rock, alternative suck
Members: Chad Kroeger, Duke Nukem...

Nickelback plans to take a (hopefully permanent) hiatus from touring...

Category: No Bueno. Comment: Why did God give me ears if this band exists?
Category: History. Comment: Nickelback is widely hated and considered the worst band in history.

They are also the worst band on planet earth, the kind of band only followed by the types of kids in high school who desperately wanted to sit at the cool table and only was [sic] able to do so by purchasing soda for said cool kids.


Nickelback won a World Music Award on November 15th 2007...This is ridiculous! WHO LET THIS HAPPEN?!


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Usually I am not a fan of stupid vandalist banter. But when it's cleverly written, I love it.

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